The Bench, Part 3

I'm a...measure twice, forget the number, measure again, lose the pencil, hold a tape measure with my finger in the right spot...then cut...kinda girl. This leads me to getting a new board, starting over with the measuring and forgetting and measuring and assuming I was only 1/8 of an inch off...then cut. Tonight I got … Continue reading The Bench, Part 3

Quiet Chaos

It's Friday evening after a hectic day at work. The whole week has been crazy. Hell, why stop at this week? This whole fall is nuts. But tonight in a brief instant of ass meets chair, I connect with twinkle lights and red ribbon and a tree in my living room. It was if those … Continue reading Quiet Chaos

GF Flour

Picture it:  I have a half full glass of g+t and spill it on the carpet. While I'm soaking it up (and crying a little, let's be honest) Thing Two starts chewing on a balloon she's filled with flour. (???) It explodes. She's on the couch. Right above where I'm sponging up gin. She runs, … Continue reading GF Flour